I feel like I'm in dance class right now
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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