Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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