I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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