No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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