the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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