If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My cat gives me a boner
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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