I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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