He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
we should paint friendship bongs
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