Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
As shirtless as possible
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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