Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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