There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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