brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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