Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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