STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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