This girl is more easily done than said...
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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