i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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