Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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