belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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