apparently the secret to your success is patron
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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