i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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