You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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