yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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