I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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