The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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