True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?