Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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