My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!