do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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