physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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