Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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