discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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