If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
did you just send me my own nude
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize
