just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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