He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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