so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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