Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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