You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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