New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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