Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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