I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She's the barista slut.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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