her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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