As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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