Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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