Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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