I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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