Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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