I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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