Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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