After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize