I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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