I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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