quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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