Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
then he tried to convert me to islam
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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