pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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