covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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