We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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