he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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