This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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