Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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